bringing this back because important
"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"
but what is spiderman so ashamed of
For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing.
Happiness turns you into a Michael Bay film
Can we talk about how terrifying the black hole of neutrality/indifference is?!
the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept
do you ever start writing a text post and halfway through you’re just like “nah”
tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica
im laughing too hard at this
i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever
goodnight, night vale, goodnight.