(by Tina Nicole)
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
When I’m reading and people try to talk to me i just
When people try to talk to me
people
Elves
Well that escalated quickly.
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
we were taking our math test and i turned around and
can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s in immense pain
this picture is like the perfect description of school tho
Cas is like “Oh you have a knife? Cool story Dean, tell it again.”
aw look he stabbed me… how cute.
can we all just be thankful he didn’t mistake this for a common human greeting?
IT GOT BETTER
one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened
hey, look what i found
i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit
What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?
fuck
“To judge a man by his weakest link or deed is like judging the power of the ocean by one wave.”
This is literary my favourtie thing ever