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crowley-for-king:

nerdthatlovesfood:

thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 


Happiness turns you into a Michael Bay film

Can we talk about how terrifying the black hole of neutrality/indifference is?!

crowley-for-king:

nerdthatlovesfood:

thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 

Happiness turns you into a Michael Bay film

Can we talk about how terrifying the black hole of neutrality/indifference is?!

firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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polople:

do you ever start writing a text post and halfway through you’re just like “nah” 

lionhearted-fool:

imperialimpala:

emeralddreamer:

this post is perfect from start to finish

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

takemewherethestreetlightsglow:

im laughing too hard at this

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

choodraws:

goodnight, night vale, goodnight.

bowtieswillfall:

my internet crashed, and this was the last post that showed up…

bowtieswillfall:

my internet crashed, and this was the last post that showed up…